Help Movieline Caption This Photo of Captain America's Embarrassing Hostage Situation
If you were hoping that a new photo from Captain America: The First Avenger would mysteriously surface on the Internet this afternoon, you're in luck. The most recent still features Chris Evans in full Captain America regalia, being held hostage by two leather-clad men (Nazis? Assassins sent from a future Charlie Sheen to destroy all World War II trolls?). Alas, the only way to free the Marvel superhero and save American ideals is to come up with a genius caption for the photo below. Ready... set...
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[via CinemaBlend]
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Must be the 4th of July at Larry's Leather Lounge & Buttless Chaps Emporium.
We had to do it, Cap. Intervention was the only way. This is for your own good -- that "winning" crap just isn't funny anymore.
I know. I know. Let it out. That's what we're here for.
BRING OUT THE...oh wait, I'm already here. Let's get this party started!!
Ok,I give up but make sure I get top billing above Iron Nuts in the AVENGERS
You can't hold me fools,flame on!...................oh
Man, I could have sworn your file said you weren't a natural redhead...
Herr Captain, it seems your Super Soldier Serum is no match for common German herpes!
"8th letter of our founder's name!...8th Letter!...THINK about it, Scum!...THINK!...His name is hubbArd and you're wearing it on your head! - Don't make us call out "The Cruise!"
"Sorry...Make that '9th'...(I've been drinking.)
The stripper said if I had a shield, how was I to know
She didn't mean condoms?!?
Wait, what?! What are you making me watch?! Is that the trailer for Thor? I thought I was "The First Avenger?"
"Now we just have to kidnap the X-Men, the new Spider-Man and Thor and then MAYBE Hollywood will start coming up with new ideas!"
A B C D fgI H J L KO m...um ....XYZ....What? I told you 2beers,and a shot of whiskey,but that was two hours ago at breakfast!!!!
Proving once again that Hollywood has no original ideas, filmmakers began production on a remake of _A Serbian Film_. _An American Film_ will hit theaters summer 2012, in 3D of course.
"Which one of 'em do you wanna do first?"
Wake up the gimp... We found his brother.
This one's got a real purdy mouth.
This isn't gay
"A little to the left. Oh, that's the stuff..." Cap realizes HYDRA are cool dudes after all.
Now give me your lunch money.
Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty apes!
Wait..what?! This is the new Wonder Woman outfit? Get out of here!
None of you heard that right? It's the leather. Oh the smell? ...uhhh the smell of JUSTICE!!!!
I have one question, do you validate?
"Surrender?!? Do you think this 'A' on my helmet stands for 'France?'"