Newswire || By: || March 14, 2011 05:50 PM EST

What's Johnny Depp Thinking About in This New Poster for Pirates 4?

Poster time! Here's the newest glimpse into Pirates of the Caribbean: Jivesteppin' the Plank, or whatever. We have Captain Jack Sparrow gazing into the CGI sky while Washington crosses the Delaware on a fiery disco yacht in back. What could he possibly be pondering? Movieline has some ideas.

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No doubt he's thinking about unanswerable things. Some I thought of:

· "Am I Billy Ocean yet?"

· "If I snicker and vamp for 150 minutes and it only brings in $300 million, did it really happen?"

· "Has anyone heard good things about Jungle Cruise?"

· "Poor Julie Taymor."

· "Whatever. This will still be better than Chocolat."

Any other ideas? Leave 'em in the comments.

· Bold New Poster for 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' [Awards Daily]



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