Watch The New Teaser For Conan The Barbarian Where Everyone Uses Their Deep Batman Voice
So much pure, rippling testosterone was floating around the Conan the Barbarian set that it seems like it's permanently altered the body chemistry of all those involved. Don't believe me? Check out this new teaser trailer below. You only see a few wispy, smoky glimpses of ancient warriors, boobular princesses and the titular savage but the basso profundo rumblings of the voice over guy and Conan himself is enough to make me long for a Paul Lynde cameo. "I live, I love, I slay," Conan gravely and gravelly intones. I get it! You're all very masculine. You're still wearing Raquel Welch's panties from One Million Years B.C., though.
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Is the smoke coming from Conan, or the bong that I'll need to sit through this nonsense?
(In 3D, naturally).
I live, I love, I slay, I get my hair blown out.
Looks like The Smurfs have their work cut out for them if they want to maintain the worst movie of the year title.
wow, a full 60sec teaser and not one shred of footage from, y'know... the actual movie.
i give it a week in theaters before its pulled.
Actually, Conan isn't wearing "panties" in this. Look at the screenshots. He's wearing a kilt.
Incidentally, that isn't far off from Jason Momoa's actual voice. Go watch Stargate Atlantis: he has a naturally deep voice.
Agree, this one has 'disaster' written all over it.
They could have made 'Conan the Bangbarian' for half the cost.
Some things are meant to be left alone. Conan the Barbarian is one of them. Trying to supplant the OG starring Arnold with a remake starring a Baywatch reject is sheer blashphemy.