Charlie Sheen Finally Gets an Offer to Direct Porn

Today in totally inevitable things: Steven Hirsch, the founder and co-chairman of adult film company Vivid Entertainment sent Charlie Sheen a letter asking him to direct a porno titled...wait for it...Two and a Half Women. In the letter, Hirsch offers Sheen complete control over the film and naturally invites him to bring along "the goddesses." The shoot ideally starts in the next several days, though it seems like if Hirsch had jumped on this idea sooner, he could already have the film in the can. Thus far, no response from Sheen. [TMZ]