According to Bill Hader, Everyone You Love Will Star in The Hand Job
With her beloved role on Parks and Recreation -- not to mention her unabashed fangirl enthusiasm for Super 8 -- Aubrey Plaza has become a crowd favorite here on the Internet. And if you believe Bill Hader, her first leading film role will do nothing to diminish that adulation. Plaza had been set to star in The Hand Job -- a coming of age teen comedy about a girl who wants to broaden her sexual experiences before college -- and the cast is now apparently loaded. "There's Alia Shawkat, Mae Whitman, Johnny Simmons, Donald Glover, Connie Britton, Andy Samberg, Me," Hader told The Playlist. "That'll be a cool thing to do together." Hader should know: His wife, Maggie Carey, wrote the script and will direct. [The Playlist]

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Her?
We took a vote, and you won the Internet for today. Congrats!
Sweeeet! That was a freebie.
Aubrey Plaza + words "Hand Job" = My $12 on opening day.
Especially if it's in 3D.
It's all an illusion...
There should be a Community and Parks & Rec crossover episode. Aubrey Plaza and Alison Brie could tongue wrestle with the winner taking on Rashida Jones.
You sick, sick man. (Read: Genius)
I kind of wish the American remake of, "Les Cousins Dangereux," was an illusion. It lacked the complex eroticism that made the original so good.
I assume your next comment will be an acknowledgment that you've quoted AD too many times, diminishing the first comment's effectiveness, and have thus realised "I've made a huge mistake".
Make it so.
I've made a huge mistake.
Sounds solid. I hope this comes together!