Roseanne Diagnoses Charlie Sheen, Rightly Accuses Chuck Lorre of Writing Soul-Crushing Comedy
If there's anyone who knows what it's like to butt heads with Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre, it's Roseanne Barr. The comedic actress worked with Lorre for two years on her self-titled ABC series before firing Lorre, a writer and producer at the time, for alleged alcohol problems. And now, in a post titled "charlie sheen makes me look sane," Barr has taken to her blog to sound off Sheen, his (and her) longtime nemesis Lorre, and Two and a Half Men.
Roseanne posted the following rant to her blog RoseanneWorld.com this morning and surprisingly (or unsurprisingly?) it is full of well-wishing, ill-wishing and advice.
this thread is for charlie sheen talk and mental illness talk. Charlie is not on drugs, though he can get them from the porn star goddesses that come and go, but his urine shows clean--i think charlie is in a manic high, and is unable to get any drugs to bring him down anymore---his tiger blood statement is from that "eye of the tiger" focus that manics have. Manics can really work hard and play hard at the same time, until they hit a wall, and then they are in bed and depressed for a long time, so they start taking drugs again to get energy to work. Charlie, take a break dude. Go to Greece, Paris, China, look at great art and lay low. you got fired, dude. anybody can do your job, really. other guys are funny and not repulsive to intelligent women, though those sh*t chuck lorre lines could choke a f*cking horse, and render any actor who recites them stone cold soul dead. No grown man could really look himself in the mirror knowing that he delivers sh*t jokes and adolescent sniggering over breasts and women's body parts lines to the Tea partier types who are big fans of Chuck's hilarious hijinx. I fired Chuck Lorre for being a big drunk on my show, and he went on to become one of tv's most successful writers (about dick jokes). Maybe Charlie can start producing porn movies now!!
To recap, Roseanne diagnoses Sheen as a manic depressive, diagnoses Lorre as a successful dick joke writer who shills for a Tea Party audience, and warns any actor in a Lorre-produced comedy that his/her soul will die if he/she does not escape immediately. Melissa McCarthy, I think that last part is directed at you.
· charlie sheen makes me look sane [RoseanneWorld.com]
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Yeah, I'm going to take advice from someone who just went on oprah and admitted she wrongly accused her father of incest. Opp, her bad!
But I guess it takes one paranoid delusional fool to know another. Add on a layer of jealousy because no one will give HER a job either,. Perhaps they can start Roseanne and charlie's korner, because god knows, we need more people who think that with a K is clever!
Everything she said about Chuck Lorre is correct. Everything she said about Charlie Sheen is correct. And when Roseanne friggin' Barr is the voice of reason, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Dead on! :nod: Dead on....
I'd (allegedly) drink too, if I had to work with Roseanne, Cybill Shepherd and Charlie Sheen...but she does have a point about the horrible writing writing on Two and A Half Men though I don't get the reference to "dick jokes". "Men" is the only "dirty" Lorre show I can think of...the rest seem relatively MOR in that regard.
Now we need to hear from the casts of Dharma & Greg, Big Bang Theory and that fat show to hear their side of the Chuck Lorre story.
I feel the pain for Charlie. He is obviously out of control and not responsible for the things he is doing and saying. As a Mother of a former addict, I just want to hug him tightly, and let him know that he is loved for himself. Please get help Charlie, you really are a good person.
Roseanne, you look great!
Exactly what evidence do you have supporting the notion that Charlie is a really good person?
hummmm, I am actually impressed on rosannn's insight on Bi-polarity....as vulger as her comments are...she hit the nail on the "F'en" head.
I always assume everyone is a good person unless they prove otherwise. All of his antics and misbehaving have been while he was using a large amount of drugs. I assume that you are a good person, Buffy. I'm right aren't I? His Dad said he was too. Does anyone know, where is his Mother?
Amazing read!
Roseanne is a top 5 female in comedy right now easily!
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