Auto-Tuned Charlie Sheen About as Endearing As You'd Think

· Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Because they're Auto-Tuning this deadest of horses and you're still going to watch it 1,558 times. [YouTube]

· Martin Scorsese's battles with the taxman are becoming as legendary as Dionne Warwick's! [NY Post]

· Gary Busey dances on stripper poles sometimes. Thanks for the encouragement, Celebrity Apprentice. [Cinema Blend]

· Michaele Salahi was kicked off Celebrity Rehab for having no addiction, which is record-breaking pathetic. [TMZ]

· Speaking of Auto-Tune, potential X-Factor judge George Michael is giving it a whirl. It is soul torture. [The Guardian]