'Violent Torpedoes of Truth': Second Episode of Charlie Sheen's Web Show Gets Ugly
"People die, dogs die. What are you going to do? Bring them back? You're not me." And so the sad case of diminishing returns known as Charlie Sheen finally reached a nadir during the second episode of Sheen's-Korner (anyone want to explain the dash?), when the former Two and a Half Men star revealed his outrageous God complex following the death of his dog Betty. Even Malice-era Aaron Sorkin would have a hard time writing the 'torpedoes of truth' that Sheen fired off like a manic Col. Kurtz during his latest web-based shot at infamy.
Using an iPhone -- Apple must love this free publicity -- Sheen filmed a conversation with his "Tweet Master" Bob Maron, where the two men discussed -- among other things -- the disastrous first episode of Sheen's-Korner, and whether or not the "host" should appear more two-sided to his fans.
"There's one side to me and it's me," Sheen said in the rant-y fashion that has become his trademark. "Two sides to me is a f*cking lie, cause all I'm gonna give them is the f*cking truth, and I'm gonna deliver it in a way that's violent and focused and not like they're used to. Ever. 'Cause they're high on vaccines and McDonald's and Us Weekly and TMZ and every other shitty brand of food that they consume."
Bashing TMZ wasn't the only time Sheen threw a previous ally under the bus. In the beginning of the video, he also had harsh words for Howard Stern and the format of radio show.
"Howard Stern [hosts a show with multiple people contributing on air]. It's lame, it's retarded, it's transparent, it's the f*cking work of trolls. Why not just leave that to a man who only wants to talk about anal and stupidity?"
Judging from this latest video, the only thing Sheen wants to talk about is his contempt for the audience. "I'm gonna write my sermons, I'm gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it -- we know they're gonna take it, 'cause they can't process it so they must condemn it," Sheen said, Gabbo-style. "And if they can't condemn it, they'll f*cking like, turn me into a god, and worship it, and then realize that I'm behind them cutting their throats, and their children's..." The video cuts there, in a choppy edit. Stay classy disgusting, Charlie.
Somewhere, Sean Penn must be really excited he invited a humanitarian like Sheen to Haiti.
Watch the full, NSFW second episode of Sheen's-Korner below.
[via UStream]
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Charlie is obviously having a breakdown and might even be mentally ill. Somebody needs to intervene and get him some help, not pick his bones.
This should be called "The Madness of King Sheen". But, truly, what a loving tribute to the extraordinary life of Betty the dog. I want Sheen to do my eulogy> "He was a f*ckin' troll and now he's dead. Losing, buh-bye."
Whhyyyy? Why do stars make themselves look so stupid?? Dude, get over it.
http://charliesheenrants.blogspot.com/
Sheen has destroyed his brain.
F*ck him.
I, while probably in the minority, want him to throw himself of a cliff.
I say, pick his bones, simulcast his live suicide. This douche needs to burn, he is beyond saving. Others will heal from his self-immolation.
An alcoholic who treats others like sh*t is not sick, he's just an @sshole.
Or perhaps I should say, an alcoholic who treats others like sh*t IS sick, but to everyone else living our normal lives, he's just an @sshole.
Dude is coming in for a very hard landing. If you're a friend of his, get round there, keep him safe.
Work of sheer art. Well played Charlie!
He is clearly not having a mental breakdown its just a act, afterall isnt he an actor?
Look at his twitter following:
2.5 million in 3 days. Not to much of a record no?
Much more to come from him, but of course he may seem 'far out there' for most people.
Afterall he isnt lying. He is #winning