Watch Miley Cyrus Ignore Her Bong Scandal and Family Discord in New Saturday Night Live Promo

Say you're Saturday Night Live and you're trying to promote this weekend's episode hosted by Miley Cyrus. How do you maximize interest in the controversy-prone guest? Judging from this new promo, apparently by ignoring any recent Miley headline (about bongs and familial upheaval) and letting the pop star play with a soundboard, say "pretty cool," and get hugged by Keenan Thompson. Proceed at your own risk.

To paraphrase Charlie Sheen, your face might melt off and your children will weep over this unfunny promo.