Charlie Sheen's First Twitpic Includes His Favorite Vice
· As we -- and every other person on the Internet -- alerted you to earlier, Charlie Sheen joined Twitter on Tuesday, shocking no one. His first order of business on the tweet machine: posting a picture of his favorite indulgence. It's not a hogshead of black-tar heroin, but the picture is still unnerving. [Twitpic]
· Here's a reunion I can live with: Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze! [Deadline]
· Look, James Franco wasn't stoned during the Oscars. He just has a chronic caring deficiency. [E! Online]
· Sean Penn and Scarlett Johannson are dining together and playing footsie. Fast Times in Third Grade! [TMZ]
· Willow Smith performed her new single on Oprah. I like to imagine Will Smith scolding Willow, "Don't be an underachiever like her." [Vulture]
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Is it wrong to find that photo so affecting? Like desktop-photo, Christmas-card affecting? Like diabetic-coma affecting? Like, move-over-American Gothic, make-way-for-Bree-and-Charlie affecting? I seriously want to crawl into this photograph and hug them before shooting a Naked-choco cocktail right into my eyeball and scouring the house for briefcases with rezzzzzzadooooooo, son. [Sobs quietly]
Anyway, Chuck, welcome to Twitter. Follow me! We'll party, and by party I obviously mean haiku.
So...wearing the backwards cap & drinking chocolate milk is supposed to make him look the same age as his 12 year old companion?
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What does he do, hang around schoolyards plying young girls with chocolate milk? Creepy old man.
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