Tom Hanks Stars in Most Compelling Toddlers and Tiaras Episode Yet

· Or something like it: Tom Hanks visited Jimmy Kimmel's show and previewed his upcoming "appearance" on Toddlers and Tiaras with his "daughter" Sophie. Yes, it's a sketch, but it's the funniest work Tom Hanks has done since begetting that rapping son of his. [YouTube]

· Bachelor Pad, which seems like a horrible show, is one, and is also awesome, will be back for a second season. [EW]

· Speaking of Tom Hanks's rapping son Chet, he just revealed his rhyming process. Spoiler: It's not how Run DMC used to do it. [Gawker]

· Spencer Pratt would like to be Charlie Sheen's publicist. Spencer Pratt would like to be. [TMZ]

· Betty White and the crew will be back for a third season of Hot in Cleveland. Here's hoping George Segal's TV Land series Retired at 35 is just as successful. [Variety]

· Finally, here's a comprehensive timeline of Oscar weekend parties. My favorite part is the loneliness of 50 Cent. [Vulure]