Today in Porn Parodies Gone Wrong: Ghostbusters, Elvis XXX Death Threats

If there's one thing we love at Movieline HQ, it's ridiculous porn parodies. Who is the audience for this stuff? "You know, The Human Centipede was great, but what it really needed was more badly-lit exploitative shots of female bodies!" Anyway. In Movieline's neverending quest to cover all facets of this burgeoning sub-industry, here's your latest round-up for Thursday, Feb. 10. Have you heard about the Elvis Presley porn parody that is actually drawing death threats?

Truthfully, I can't even do this story justice, so let's just read the RadarOnline.com lede and laugh together:

An award-winning porn director got a death threat from a crazed Elvis Presley fan who felt his feature film Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody was disrespectful to the King of Rock'n Roll, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Brilliant. Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody was released in conjunction with The King's 76th birthday in January, and apparently so enraged Presley fans that one stuck a threatening note on director Axel Braun's windshield: "You Will Die Soon You Piece Of Trash. Jesse Knows!!! And He IS Coming for you." For the non-tinfoil-hat wearers reading this, "Jesse" is a reference to the name Elvis has been living under since faking his death.

In other porn parody news, Hustler Video has released the first poster for This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX 3D, which surprisingly includes only dudes.

Talk about a missed opportunity! How do you not recast Ghostbusters with lady porn stars? No truth to the rumor that Bill Murray liked the script for this parody better than the one for Ghostbusters III.

· EXCLUSIVE: Elvis Porn Parody Has Crazed Fan All Shook Up, Threatens To Kill XXX Director [RadarOnline.com]

· The 3D Ghostbusters Porno Really Makes Ghostbusters 3 Unnecessary [SplitSider]