SNL Scorecard: Just How Excellent Was Dana Carvey's Trip Down Memory Lane?
The Bad
"Teen Crises Hotline" (Ensemble): As enjoyable as Hader's Alan Alda and Pharoah's Eddie Murphy impressions are, this sketch is just an excuse to do some celebrity impressions and goes nowhere.
Score: 5.5
"Church Chat" (Carvey, Pedrad, Elliott, Bayer, Moynihan, Bieber): Where "Wayne's World" was fun, "Church Chat" fell flat. During "Wayne's World" there were a couple moments between Carvey and Myers where they looked at each other in a "I can't believe we're doing this" type way. With Carvey alone as the Church Lady, it just felt dated without the "wink, wink." To makes matters worse, they brought on the Kardashians. Yeah, sure, hilarious -- what crazy things will the Church Lady say? Maybe she will wrinkle her nose and say, "Isn't that special." A nod does go to Moynihan for channeling Chris Farley's "Lay off me I'm starving!" from the "Gap Girls" sketch for Snooki's "Don't touch my poof!"
Score: 5.5
"Live with Regis and Kelly" (Carvey, Pedrad, Killam, Wiig): Yes, Carvey does a very good Regis impression and, to be fair, he was one of the first comedians to ever impersonate Regis. Unfortunately, these days even my neighbor down the hall does a decent impression of Regis. Even with Wiig reprising her Kathie Lee Gifford, this was just unnecessary.
Score: 4.5
The Ugly
"Pageant Preview" (Carvey, Thompson, Wiig, Elliot, Pedrad, Bayer, Samberg) What's the joke here? Southern accents are funny? Having a boy in a beauty pageant is hilarious? (Granted, Samberg was the best part of the sketch.) It just seems there's some actual material here, but none of it was used.
Score: 3.5
"Bad News" (Elliott): You know you have a bad commercial parody when after the monologue, when the commercial parodies usually air, Lorne decides to go with a repeat ("i-Sleep Pro") instead of new material. I like Abby Elliott and it's a good thing that she got a starring vehicle on the air, but, unfortunately, it just wasn't very good.
Score: 2.0
Linkin Park, "When They Come For Me": OK, this has nothing to do with the final score, but I'm listening if anyone wants to attempt to explain this.
(Note: "i-Sleep Pro" is a repeat from an earlier show and not included in the scorecard.)
Average Score For This Show: 5.75
Weekly Host Scorecard:
· Jeff Bridges 6.21
· Amy Poehler 6.04
· Anne Hathaway 6.00
· Emma Stone 5.88
· Gwyneth Paltrow 5.88
· Jon Hamm 5.86
· Paul Rudd 5.83
· Robert De Niro 5.83
· Jim Carrey 5.80
· Jesse Eisenberg 5.79
· Bryan Cranston 5.79
· Dana Carvey 5.75
· Jane Lynch 5.31
· Scarlett Johansson 4.69
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Comments
Wow I think you seriously overrrated the monologue...it was painful. Dana seemed to have almost as hard a time reading the cue cards as Robert DeNiro. While I liked the impressions in the Teen Crisis Hotline sketch, the material was pretty weak. And Church Chat was only saved by the Kardashian impressions.
I thought the Bad News sketch was actually pretty funny. The highlights were the James Franco bit and the Sports Bar, especially when Taran Killam joined them at the end for some sweet dancing.
The monologue would have beeen saved if Jane Curtin or Tina Fey or Will Farrell had come out. Bringing on Jon Lovitz as proof of the Glory Days? Wow! To me he was always the worst of any season.
That Linkin Park song WAS weird! I was hesitating for a while :"Does this suck or is it just too postmodern for my taste?!" But very quickly I came to the conclusion that it is a bunch of instruments played at the same time and somebody just singing randomly to it.
I thought Fred Armisen's Ice-T was right on the money, should be recurrent.
I actually liked the Bad News sketch and I thought the Church Lady skit was better than the Waynes World skit.
Well, Carvey's big thing was the 86-93 cast, so, other than Carvey and Myers, the only one left from that era that works is Lovitz (maybe Dennis Miller, but the odds of him ever showing up again on SNL are very, very low). Also, it's been awhile, but Lovitz was THE huge star of SNL from 85 to around 89.
I hate when they bring out the Kardashians but the Holy Trinity of Sluts introduction is still making me laugh.
A pretty disappointing night overall - maybe my expectations were too high. James Franco was the highlight of the night. Paul Brittain seems the most sidelined of the 4 newcomers overall this season, but he's fantastic. I loved Church Chat though.
As far as I can remember, this is the first character (non-celebrity impression) Abby has created in 2 1/2 years on the show, even if it wasn't very good. At least that's finally some very very slow progress...
My expectations are back down to zero for next week - can't stand Russell Brand or Chris Brown.
I thought "Bad News" was a lot better than everything else you have under Bad and Ugly, as well as the monologue (that song just did nothing for me; I kept waiting for the verses to start).
As for Linkin Park, I actually don't like them...at all. But when I saw the percussion-fest as I zipped past their 2nd performance, my drummer's reflexes immediately had me rewind to hear the song, and I LOVED it (probably for the same reason you hated it; it sounded NOTHING like Linkin Park).
I'll have to take your word on Lovitz being "THE huge star" of SNL for those four years. I don't remember that.
Are you familiar with the fire incident from the last show of the 85-86 season?
I thought Dana Carvey was excellent! He's seriously the perfect host. His presence alone made this an above average show and even boosted snl's neilson ratings making them the most watch event, for their time-slot, of the night! Yeah it had its low points (the outdated Ross Perot imitation, the 'little girls' beauty pageant' sketch, etc.) but is was great to see classics like "Wayne's World" and "Church Chat" with modern twists! Dana is a reminder of one of snl's greatest era's (as he proclaimed in song) and his impersonations and original sketches are greatly/missed needed in the entertainment world. Bottom line (#1): The mix of his modernized classics with the new cast's style was interesting and refreshed/complemented both sides of the collaboration.
Bottom line (#2): Dana Carvey is a great host and NEED's to have his own show again!
I felt like the whole night was a huge waste of Dana Carvey, who I really love. The only memorable sketch for me was "The Roommate." I really, really wanted to like this episode, but they just had the most mediocre/bad material for Carvey. And yeah, no clue whatsoever what was going on with Linkin Park.
Also agree with you on Moynihan as Snooki, but that's always a winner for me. But weirdly enough, I didn't hate the Abby Elliott sketch, and I really don't care for her.
Another also: I really hate myself for laughing at Bieber-related comedy bits twice this week. (Daily Show, SNL)
Seems like Bieber is taking a page out of Timberlake's book. He's young and awkward and I have no interest in his music, but he seems willing to play ball. The rest of the show played like an SNL week off. It's like they called Carvey in to do a nostalgia show that was pretty easy to write and put together.
less you forget kevin nealon.
and although it's not official, during carvey's tenure began the careers of sandler, rock, farley, spade and, to a lesser extent although still notable, meadows and schneider. last i checked all those names still work on a consistent basis.
Turns out you ain't checked in a long time, 'Forgetful Mike Ryan', 'cause Chris Farley's been dead since '97. But you're right, it would've been awesome if they'd brought him back for a Carvey sketch.
PS - just in case you're spelling it phonetically, when you say it aloud next time in conversation, it's 'lest'...
Damn you, hulu, for your international restrictions.
Yeah, just like David Spade began the careers of Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon?
I love Abby Elliott.
She also plays Paula in the "Gilly" sketches and Shirley in the "Laurence Welk Show" sketches with Kristen Wiig playing the main character in both.
Those are both just glorified extras though that could be played by anyone, not real characters, so I don't count them. I tend to like her impressions though, whether recurring or one-times. I have fond memories of her Sally Field and Sarah McLachlan bits.
Hopefully she'll bring of those impressions back, and I think if she worked on the Diedra Kurtz character a little more she could have something there. but hopefully she brings out some new characters too.
I think you way underrated "Bad News."
Elliot was doing two things that had me laughing out loud, one was that sort of disingenuous apology thing that customer service people do (especially in the middle of the country where they still have to pretend to be nice).
Bust mostly she really nailed that character of the dumb/talentless person who has been told or convinced themselves that they are really good at something.
I've worked with people are totally convinced of their phone skills, or how to give out information, or how to explain where the bathroom is. There's this great air of confidence that comes out over their, in reality, sub-par skills.
Also great to see Abby doing stuff.
For me that like an 8.