NSFW: Watch Nic Cage's Cigar-Chomping, Mid-Coitus Drive Angry Gunfight

Because Nicolas Cage's Drive Angry 3-D didn't sound quite insane enough already, here's a sneak peek at the scene everyone will be talking about. And by everyone, I mean folks who watch anything the kookiest Coppola touches hoping to glimpse another batsh*t performance. Behold, Nic Cage shooting bad guys with one hand while holding a bottle of booze in one hand, a cigar in his teeth, and a naked ladyfriend on his... well, just watch.

"Why don't you f*** naked?" queries a very nude blonde as she engages Nic Cage's smoldering anti-hero in physical relations. "I never disrobe before a gunfight," he replies, and just like that, we're off to the races! The CG tricks up director Patrick Lussier's sleeve aren't quite, well, realistic, but we can appreciate the sentiment behind wanting to film the most bad-ass, bullet-riddled sex scene ever. And if these sexy shenanigans are just a sampling of what's to come in February's supernatural vengeance thriller, then just imagine what else Nic Cage will drive his anger into -- in 3-D!

The only problem? It's already been done before, and better, by Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci in Michael Davis's Shoot 'Em Up. That scene was longer, faster, and much more satisfying in comparison. But let's just say it's homage and call it a day, alright? (Judge for yourself below.)

[NSFW, must be over 18 years of age. Or lie about it, I guess.]

[Shock Till You Drop]

And from 2007's Shoot 'Em Up, also NSFW (and in a foreign language dub that makes it even better):