Caption This Just-Released Still From Breaking Dawn's Long-Awaited Sex Scene
We got a murkily-shot view of Breaking Dawn's butter-colored sex scene last week, but now a high-res version has landed here at the Movieline Terrordrome, and it has frankly made my Sunday. To my eyes, it looks like it came from one of those old-timey photography studios in the mall that your mom drags you and your sister to so you can dress up like sepia-toned Civil War hookers or something. What about you, gentle reader? Peer through the margarine haze and leave your best captions in the comments now!
Comments
Looks like every other still I've seen from any of these films.
Someone teach them a second emotion to express, please.
"Hold on tight, spidermonkey!"
"Umm...wow...Edward. You really ARE a 17-year old virgin."