Batman, Star Trek, and 7 Other Geek Porn Parodies You Know You Want To Watch
Super Hornio Bros. 2
Rather than wait for his recently announced upcoming food truck-themed porn (really), take a trip back in time to the year when Ron Jeremy suited up in those iconic overalls and gloves to play a naughty version of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. video games. Here's the trailer. You're welcome.
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
FBI special agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder FINALLY get it on in this award-winning XXX take on the long-running sci-fi series The X-Files. The 2010 prequel involved mysterious deaths by bodily fluid exchange, bondage, shady government officials, and hot aliens. In other words, it looks better than The X-Files: I Want to Believe.
The Flintstones: A XXX Parody
Based on the Hanna Barbera classic, this jaunty caveman romp has everything you remember from the childrens' cartoon: Fred Flintstone sans pants, Barney making Betty's bed rock, Pebbles playing house with Bamm-Bamm... On second thought, this is wrong. So very, very wrong.
Star Wars XXX in 3D
The crowning glory of 2011 in porn will most likely be this 3D rendition of Star Wars, set to hit shelves in September. Axel Braun plans on following each installment of the saga in sequels, and told fans what they can expect from the franchise-starter: "I think that Chewbacca will definitely have a scene so will Darth Vader and Luke and Han Solo and of course, Princess Leia will be the big scene at the end. We can't say who she's going to have sex with but it's gonna be entertaining." Ready your light sabers, fellas!
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Another sign of the morals of the country going to hell.
Yes you said it ! These are Blood Clots...Babylon is going to burn !
Blood Clots !
Glad it's only the morals that are going to hell, not the actual people.
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Can't believe you missed out on the legendary ET: The Porno. With a female ET and her glowing finger...
I miss how parody porn movies used to have awesomely cheesy, yet ridiculously clever titles for the movies. Now its so boring just adding "xxx: a porn parody" on the end of everything. I mean you know the movie is going to be horrible even for porn standards, but at least the titles were memorable.
I'm gay, but I really like just watching these parodies, because they really are well-done. The Batman one is good, and the Star Treks are absolutely amazing. Evan Stone as Kirk is an absolute treasure, and the way they remade the sets is astounding. Looking forward to this TNG one coming out! (I'm such a geek.)
Amen
Amazing! And very, very disturbing. If it were a Movieline 10 I'd add it to the list.
"The Sex Files" actually looks pretty good. I can't believe I just said that.
Clearly you've overlooked "Lord of the G-Strings." A true heavyweight in this genre.
This list just reminded me about how bummed I am at Scott Pilgrim's poor box office performance... Just imagine "Scott Pilgrim Fucks the World".
These parodies are really good, I love the performance of Bat-Man and Star Treks very much, they are amazing. Sweet childhood memories.