25 Things to Do While Waiting Out the Blizzard of 2010 Aftermath

You don't necessarily have to be an East Coaster to suffer the repercussions of yesterday's great Holiday Blizzard of 2010. Much of your Movieline staff is scattered and/or stranded in various corners of the United States -- in the slowest news week in human history to boot -- which has us in full-on resourceful mode. Here are a few things that might help us all get through the wait to get home (and/or leave the house); let's hear yours in the comments.

25. Plan a Natalie Portman baby-name office pool.

24. Write a short story based around this photograph.

23. Pay your bills.

22. Play a free online flight-simulation game in lieu of boarding an actual plane that will take you anywhere in the next two days.

21. Check out Tiny Furniture from IFC on Demand.

20. Make a batch of molasses-on-snow-day candy for all of your housebound neighbors.

19. Construct an elaborate Oscar campaign for The Tourist using only Stephanie Zacharek's rave review and old US Weekly photos of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie.

18. Quit Facebook.

17. Be the first on your block (apparently) to check out soap star Rebecca Budig's Johnny Weir-rousing, perfect-score-netting final performance on Skating With the Stars.

16. Have a free back-to-back viewing party of Stakeout and Another Stakeout, because why not.

15. See if you can get 50Cent to shovel you out of your home or apartment.

14. Hand-make condolence cards for all the New York Giants fans in your life.

13. Go app-shopping from Brain Pickings' top 10 apps list of 2010.

12. Exercise, you freaking slob.

11. Check if anyone you know was booked in The Smoking Gun's assortment of holiday-weekend mug shots.

10. Learn Chinese. We're all going to have to at some point anyway.

9. Experiment with a few dozen hot chocolate recipes.

8. Check out Exit Through the Gift Shop via Amazon on Demand.

7. Go back and listen to the entirety of Janice Whaley's Smiths Project output -- one year, 60-something Smiths covers, no instruments -- in one night.

6. Spend some time browsing Wikipedia via the "Random Article" function. Good news: You'll learn more than you ever imagined knowing about more than you ever knew existed. Bad news: It is addictive.

5. Lament Zac Efron's hair.

4. Count up the celebrities whom you had no idea died in 2010.

3. See if Inception makes any more sense while viewing via Amazon on Demand.

2. Relive the storm via utterly awesome time-lapse video.

1. Drink.



Comments

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Sure, give up Facebook. What's next? Retreating to the woods with all your belongings tied up in a cloth on the end of a stick?

  • Jesus says:

    Or you can just enjoy some of your favorite shows. I have and work at DISH Network, and with the Sling adapter, you can take your shows with you virtually everywhere. With the Sling adapter, you can stream live and recorded TV to your android phone wherever you get 3G coverage or WiFi. Check it out at dish.com/tveverywhere!