Try to Guess What Elijah Wood is Selling in this Creepy/Funny Advertisement

After Elijah Wood brightened our week with a trailer for his new man-in-a-dog-suit television show, he's back with a new Funny or Die sketch that's somehow even more strange. Maybe it's just the mustache he's sporting. Also, do check out the website for the bunny museum which flashes on-screen at the end of the video - it is a real place! A strange, fascinating place!

[Funny or Die via @WoodElijah]