The Lion King Starring Eminem, Kim, and Rage

· I saw The Lion King twice in theaters, and both times I remember thinking, "This needs more rap and misogynist rage." Sixteen years later, YouTube is fixing these egregious errors with a horrifying video. Behold: Simba throwing down 8 Mile angst and scaring the hell out of Nala. NSFW! [YouTube]

· In fantastic news: Glenn Close looks smokin' in drag! [People]

· There's a chance Michael C. Hall's marriage was ruined by a Dexter love triangle. [ONTD]

· Jimmy Kimmel is being sued by a rabbi who claims his image was "used without consent in a video segment on the show that poked fun at basketball superstar LeBron James' free agency hunt last summer." [Reuters]

· Any requests for Matthew Morrison's tour? Besides spontaneous nudity? [EW]