Help Movieline Caption The First-Look Still From Robert Pattinson's Bel-Ami
If you're an actor who's contractually obligated to stay pale 'n pasty for at least two more sparkly vampire flicks, your options for outside work are limited. You could play the most handsome World of Warcraft dork ever or you could play a turn of the century high class grifter, making his way through the cream of Parisian society. Guess which one Robert Pattinson chose?
Pattinson stars with Uma Thurman, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Christina Ricci. Pattinson is below with Uma, looking positively grave for a notorious womanizer. Is he thinking about life? Love? How much he secretly hates the cast of Harry Potter? Caption away!
[via Front Row]
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"The next blogger who calls me "Sparkles" will be crushed like a ball of dry dirt. Rwwwwwwr."
You ask too much of me... to comment on the work of a literary giant like Guy DeMaupassant without the benefit of having read any of his twinkling vampire novels. Alas, my curse, I am compelled to give it a try. Well then, I say most vehemently, "that pig Morin! May he die as he lived. A miserable wretch and lost to the common cause of all men". There. I've said it.
Im so frustrated with these morons and there stupid ways of settling things with guns and poison id like to grind them in to dust as they say "ashes to ashes and dust to dust"
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.