Gleebasing: You're a Mean One, Sue the Grinch

HIGH NOTES

· Per usual, Brittany's storyline (this week, about still believing in Santa Claus) was the best of the night.

· "Remember when I told you I was taking all of those science textbooks to an exorcist? Well, that's what we call a diversion." -- Sue to Coach Beiste

· "You're a regular Agatha Christie," Sue tells Emma after she concludes that Sue has rigged the Secret Santa gift exchange. "Except even more sexless."

LOW NOTES

· All I wanted for my "Very Glee Christmas" was a John Stamos cameo.

· OK, and a complete Glee Christmas album.

GLEESARY

Elf -- (n.) For Brittany, an elf is just a slave in the North Pole who is forced to deliver heavy letters to Santa and manufacture thousands of toys under third world sweatshop conditions.

Chapstick, Lots of Chapstick -- (n.) What Sam wants for Christmas.

Elmo -- (n.) Sue's nickname for Emma Pillsbury.

Cuddle weather -- (n.) Cold weather in Lima, Ohio that encourages cuddling. At least this is according to Rachel.

POP QUIZ

1. Which of the following was not a reaction from students forced to listen to the New Directions sing "We Need a Little Christmas?"

a) "Who goes caroling with a band?"

b) "Didn't Journey write any Christmas songs?"

c) "I'd seriously rather be learning."

d) "You're making me hate Christmas!"

2. According to Mercedes, the black mall Santa smells like what fast food restaurant?

a) Wendy's

b) Arby's

c) Burger King

d) McDonald's

3. Finn prefers real Christmas trees over the fake Christmas trees Rachel gave him because they ______.

a) Smell amazing

b) Feel amazing

c) Look amazing

d) Can't be transported by a slut of a girlfriend like Rachel into the auditorium as a setting for just another one of her drawn-out ballads

4. Which of the following were actual present ideas that Schue considered for Sue?

a) Paid tuition to compassion camp

b) A year's worth of protein powder and a heart

c) A dog robot and a soul

d) Jumper cables

5. Which of the following did Sue the Grinch not do to the New Directions' Christmas decorations?

a) Smash tree ornaments with a golf club

b) Spray paint all of the piano keys black

c) Shred sheet music

d) Blend tree branches into a protein shake and drink it

6. How did the New Directions convince Sue to believe in Christmas?

a) Song

b) Dance

c) Electroshock therapy

d) Prayer

7. What did Sue give Schue for Christmas?

a) A box of Kleenex and a coupon for Midol

b) Bad karma

c) Lice

d) An electric razor

8. Again, who is Lauren?

a) No clue

b) A wrestler who loves sweet potato fries and Puck

c) Seriously, no clue

d) An extra who wandered on camera

ANSWERS: 1) b; 2) d 3) a 4) c; 5) d; 6) a; 7) d; 8) b

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