VIDEO: Chelsea Handler is Definitely on Team Aniston
Don't expect to see Angelina Jolie on Chelsea Lately to promote her Bosnia rape-romance next year. The E! hostess blasted Jolie during a stand-up performance this weekend, proving once and for all that she is totally on Team Aniston and Team C-bomb.
Over the weekend during a show in her home state of New Jersey, Handler lashed out at a heckler who was apparently speaking highly of Jolie from the crowd.
"She's a home wrecker, she is [...] She's the kind of girl that you look at, and like she can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don't f***ing believe you, because when I look into a women's eyes -- and she gives interviews, and she goes 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a f***ing c**t, that's why. That's why. If you're a female and you don't have any female friends, you're a f***ing bitch."
Applause. For what it's worth, Handler has admitted to mocking Jolie many times in the past. Though considering Handler and Aniston are close friends -- as our sister site Hollywood Life reports, the pair spent time in Cabo San Lucas over Thanksgiving -- you have to wonder: Just what does Jennifer Aniston say about Angelina Jolie after a round of margaritas? If only we knew, amirite?
[via Hollywood Life]
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I cannot believe that this Jennifer/Angelina business is still continuing as we go into Year Six of the divorce! As Ms. Handler (she is still a miss, never a Mrs.) was PMS-ing on-stage about Ms. Jolie, Ms. Jolie and her man, Mr. Pitt, were with their children in Lee's Art Shop on 57th being photographed for all to see. All this idiocy makes it easier to understand why Jennifer is still single (not even engaged) all these years later, and Ms. Handler is still a mess. Two very immature kids calling themselves women. There isn't a man out there who wouldn't kick his wife and kids to the curb to spend one night with Angelina Jolie. And, truth-be-told, a lot of women, too.
It would be nice if Handler uses humor to take down the heckler, rather than just a torrent of F-bombs and the like.
That would require Chelsea Handler to be funny, which is way the hell out of her wheelhouse.
Chelsea Handler sucks.
Oh my god i would sell my foot to hear what jennifer aniston really has to say about all that. You know its juicy.