P. Diddy Demands to Appear in a SNL Sketch This Weekend

While some celebrities have killed off their digital selves in support of World AIDS Day, P. Diddy -- or is it just Diddy now? Or Diddy Dirty Money? -- has taken to the social networking site to voice his displeasure with the fact that NBC hasn't asked him to appear in a sketch during the Robert De Niro-hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. Get ready for a torrent of capital letters, friends!

Wrote Diddy over the course of four, grammar-deficient tweets:

ATTN @NBCSNL! NO DENIRO SKIT YET? WELL ITS LIVE TV SO IM TELLING U IM DOING A SKIT W ROBERT DENIRO. BETTER HAVE A SCRIPT READY FOR ME. LOL.

SOMEBODY SEND ME ROBERT DENIROS PHONE # SO WE CAN REHEARSE +GO OVER OUR LINES FOR THE SKIT WE'RE DOIN TOGETHER ON SNL ......lol

OK SO DENIRO DONT KNOW IT YET BUT WE DOIN A SKIT TOGETHER ON SNL. BECAUSE I SAID SO. ITS LIVE TV SO IMMA BUMRUSH THE STAGE LILMAMA STYLE LOL

@nbcsnl U BETTER CALL JUDD APATOW OR JONAH HILL+ASK BOUT MY IMPROV GAME-F*CK A SCRIPT. LETS JUST START WITH THE TOPIC HAIRY NIPPLES. GO. LOL

He does have a point in that last one -- Hill and Apatow praised Diddy to whoever would listen during the press rounds for Get Him to the Greek -- but maybe NBC has the right idea in ignoring this dust-up. After all, wouldn't it be funnier if he did rush the stage during one of De Niro's skits and started riffing on hairy nipples? Stay tuned...

[via SplitSider]