20 Rejected Titles for 'Deadly Serious' Cowboys & Aliens
Remember that surprisingly serious trailer for Cowboys & Aliens? Well, supposedly we can expect the same dark tone in the actual film. Jon Favreau has said that the film is a straight Sergio-Leone-style western crossed with Ridley Scott's Alien. That sounds great! But apparently Universal is very worried that audiences are expecting a silly action-comedy instead. Hmm. This seems a bit disingenuous considering that the movie is called, um...Cowboys & Aliens. If this is the title they decided on while hoping to market a "deadly serious" film, I can only imagine the list of titles they rejected. And so, in Movieline tradition, here is that list.
(Granted, the filmmakers are staying true to the title of the original graphic novel, but this seems like a pretty weak defense if they wanted to market a serious film. As always, feel free to contribute your own!)
Cowboys, Aliens & Ninjas
Pat Garrett and Billy the Extraterrestrial
A Fistful of Space Dollars
Dark Knight of the Cowboys and Aliens
An Alternate Theory About Western Industrialization
Winchester Vs. Laser
Stagecoach Vs. Spaceship
The Good, The Bad, and the Extraterrestrial
Mars Needs Horses
Close Encounters of the Spaghetti-Western Kind
UFO at the O.K. Corral
The Much Wilder Bunch
I've Been Blowing Up the Railroad (All the Livelong Day)
Hang 'Em REALLY High
The Abduction of Jesse James by Aliens From Space
How the West was ACTUALLY Won
Space Bandits
Wild Wild West 2
Men in Black 3
Blazing Saddles
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Comments
Close Encounters of the Spaghetti Western Kind, I want to see that film!
Firefly
You can't take the sky from me!
The Good, The Bad, and the Really Ugly
Ten Wanted Aliens
Little Big Man and his Alien Cousins
Aliens Born Reckless
The Gunfight at Dodge City with Aliens
The Wild and the Innocent Aliens
Mares & Grays.
Probing & Prodding
Thinly Veiled Commentary on Current Immigration Laws
He's Not Iron Man, It's Just A Wrist Cuff.
Indy vs Bond
PS- I would totally verse a laser.
Last man flying
Space Cowboys 2 Back in Action
Pale Rider - With Wings.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Lasers
Right there with you 🙂
Whoa, Aliens Born Reckless is an awesome title. I would totally see that.
Start practicing now for the sequel
cowboys and predators 5
invasion of the cowboy snatchers
1850 AD, space oddessey
Indiana Jones And The Return To The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull