Gift Guide: Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Human Centipede Poster
From Movieline's 2010 Gift Guide
Every year the holidays introduce some new must-have toy to the zeitgeist. Meanwhile the film industry annually unveils some indelible, ubiquitous trendsetter of its own. What better way to commemorate 2010 -- a year when resourcefulness and cost-cutting are themselves more fashionable than ever -- than by combining all these imperatives in one perfect gift? Or you could just buy a Human Centipede poster.
Let's face it: It takes a certain rare kind of person to actually watch the greatest "100% medically accurate" ass-to-mouth horror film ever made, and even when they do, they're not likely to watch it again. So don't bother with a DVD or Blu-ray that'll just sit on a shelf forever; instead, why not bestow art and/or indefinite nausea at every thought of what's going on behind that glass? This is truly the gift that keeps on giving -- nightmares.
$14.99 @ MoviePosterShop.com
Comments
This movie is shit
If you watch it you eat shit
Seriously, everyone who comes across this page should click through to the live blog post. It's super, super awesome.
"This is truly the gift that keeps on giving — nightmares." -- I love it.
Might be the creepiest horror movie poster in ages. I'm embarrassed to say I dug the movie, and I do have an empty space in my movie room remaining. But I just ... can't ... do it.