Gift Guide: Star Wars Aprons Use The Force To Keep Pesky Stains Away

Sure, George Lucas is already stinking rich, rolling around in a filthy pile of gold and rubies, a pile that grows ever larger with each ridiculous bell-and-whistle-laden re-release he sends out in to the world. So why give him even more money? Because these aprons are awesome, that's why!

Yes, his-and-hers aprons, done up in Darth Vader black or Slave Leia chic, help ward off the nastiest of stains, whether you're stirring up a big pot of garlic nerf stew or just whipping up a fresh batch of whatever that blue milky stuff is that Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru drink so much. Your physique may be more Hutt than Sith Lord, or closer to a matronly Wookie than a bikini-clad space princess, but these machine-washable 100% polyester aprons pull off that illusion better than any old Jedi mind trick. These may not be the droids you're looking for, but these Star Wars aprons are definitely the stocking stuffers you've been hoping for!

$24.99 @ Shop Star Wars