What A Terrible Blow! Lindsay Lohan Can No Longer Play Porn Star
When you're too unpredictable and uncontrollable to play a porn star...Lindsay, let this be your wake-up call. After previously claiming that he was happy to wait for her, Matthew Wilder, director of Inferno, a biopic centered on the life of Linda Lovelace, the star of the controversial Deep Throat, now officially says that his production can no longer pause for the backsliding, rehabbing, sue-happy Lohan. Wilder will announce which "amazing actress" will get to fill the void left by Lohan. Good luck wrapping your mouth around those lines, Mystery Actress! [E!]
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Calling Emma Stone!
"Wilder will announce which “amazing actress” will get to fill the void left by Lohan."
oh boy... can't wait. seriously...
Can't play a porn star? Talk about rock bottom. Guess all that's left is lawyer, news anchor, and internet blogger...
Priscilla don't like them double entendre things...
Lindsay Lohan has certainly hit rock bottom. I can't believe she's doing this to herself. Going through rehab, to prison and God knows what other stuff she's doing. It seems the filmmakers can't wait any longer to get their production on a roll. If director Matthew Wilder has his own way, drop Lindsay and find another actress. Lindsay think she's a 'damn good actress'. I can't really see her acting career going any further. People used to like her, but now, she's gone way out of control. My advice to Lindsay is, clean up your act and start all over again. This time without dropping yourself into these pitholes which I call 'trouble'. Go through that again, no-one will hire you.. ever!
It looks like it will be Malin Akerman, which is pretty awesome on her part. And I think it automatically upgrades the film right away.
Oscar nomination anyone?
I think Wilder has bought himself a breach of contract suit, unless there is a very detailed person conduct clause (for an actress playing a porn star, I'm not sure what conduct is expected).
Nothing she has done lately has had any impact upon her work performance. All of her problems were a result of "paparazzi" amplifying every action she makes. These are mostly legal actions for 99% of the populace, and is only a problem. or was only discovered because she was on probation or under the camera's eye.
Hopefully Wilder will get his head out of his rear, and in the absence of that, hopefully she has enough wiggle room in her contract to sue the idiot. He knew what he was getting when he signed her.
The judge and the paparazzi are ruining her career. She is just being a normal girl. Shame on you and your stupid magazine.
Dina Lohan folks! Fresh of the boat from denial.