Help Movieline Caption the 9 Best Screenshots from Oprah's Ultimate Favorite Things
In part one of her Ultimate Favorite Things, Das Oprah gave away candles, TVs, cruises, brownie tins full of "edges," lasagna, an enough free Netflix to keep the audience stocked on late-'90s Diane Keaton romcoms for years. But the most important part of Oprah's largesse are the ridiculous screenshots they provide us. Help us give these nine stills the proper context -- as if a half-smiling FedEx "elf" needs more context.
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I'll start you off. "#5: Cryin' O'Neal."
(If you have even better screenshots, also feel free to post them.)
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1) Cocaine
2) Meth
3) Pot
4) Mushrooms
5) Heroin
6) Adderall
7) Acid
8) Extacy
9) Crack
Listen, I can't think of a caption for my favorite photo, #4, but I feel like that charismatic elf was important enough to be included in Oprah's credits for the rest of the year.
Please, #3 is easily speed.
wrong...she's making a waffle for god's sake.
Who directed this shit? David Lynch?
I would have gone with booze for #1.
#6: It's Boomerang-Toomerang-Zoomerang Time!
#5 Looks like the long lost cast member of Logo's much reviled "The A List"
1. I got nothing for christmas
2. An Orgy!
3. He has to sleep sometime girls.
4. I use to deliver pizza.
5. Christmas is cancelled.
6. I love my toy train.
7. I hope they have life rafts.
8. I told you this was hot stuff.
9. Dr. Phil in a Santa suit
I think Oprah's picture at the top of the page deserves a caption too.
Please come back Santa.
1. I am goona sneeze someone please hold me.
2. Just to think I could have went to Oz today.
3. I have PMS if you don't belive me watch what I could do with this knife and
some onions.
4. I just got rid of a load of "gifts" ahh.
5. My wife wants to rip the hair off of my head, but I beat her to it I got a
tupee'.
6. Choo-Choo I am the conductor on the Oprah Express.
7. I don't know where were goin, but were gettin there on this.
8. I am allready in schock and amazed and I am Oprah, so I can't imanine what
you'll think.
9. Oh my God it's like self actualization I can't belive I'am really here.
1. "Will no one help this lady on my right?"
2." 'Hillary Clinton'! How dare you? "
3. "Shut up, Stedman!"
4. "The judge said as long as I didn't actually TOUCH kids..."
5. "Then the tiger just clamped down on his head...Oh, God!"
6. ♫ This train don't carry no jokers, this train ♫
7. Then the seaman-filled vessel began to grow...
8. "Now, everyone look under your seats for your very own
HOOKAH MOUTHPIECE!
9. This KFC chokin' me!
#2 - yeah girl, that's herpes.
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