20 Alternate International Titles for Captain America: The First Avenger

The domestic and international release schedule for Captain America: The First Avenger was unveiled today. What wasn't released is what Captain America: The First Avenger will be titled internationally. Just like Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was retitled to Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. market, some titles just won't work in other parts of the globe. And considering this country's standing in world opinion these days, Marvel may want to distance themselves from the word "America" as much as they can. With that, Movieline offers Marvel 20 international title suggestions for Captain America: The First Avenger. You're welcome.

[As always, your suggestions are welcome]

Steve Rogers: The First Avenger

An Unnamed Man Who Happens to be The First Avenger

You Liked Iron Man; Come Meet The Guy Who Uses His Dad's Shield

The Defeat of America and its Captain

Captain Capitalist Pig

The Red Skull

Captain America in World War II: Before a Lot of the Stuff You Hate America for Happened.

Captain America: Not the George Clooney Movie

Captain American Idiot

The Human Torch Travels Back in Time

Captain America: Remember, The Green Lantern is American, Too

A Man Dressed in Red, White and Blue With No Known National Allegiance: The First Avenger

Mother Russia Defeats the Nazis with No Help from Captain America

Captain America: The First Infidel

Captain Ron II

Captain America... and Tennille

Superhero Movie by the Director of Jumanji and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Captain America: Where Jerry Lewis and David Hasselhoff Are From

Not Thor

Captain America: You Kind of Have to See This, it's Part of a Series



Comments

  • Satria says:

    Captain Canada: The First Avenger

  • The Winchester says:

    Captain Freedom's Workout!

  • Wrong wrong wrong. It doesn't work if you just change the country. Look at that shield. Do you see a maple leaf? And YES I get the "Americans are just told to say they're from Canada" thing but still.
    A Man Dressed in Red, White and Blue With No Known National Allegiance: The First Avenger. Now THAT is a post 9/11 international title.

  • metroville says:

    Captain America: Because 'Iron Man' Made Money

  • Stolidog says:

    Captain Beat yo' Ass
    Captain dual Swiss Citizenship
    (Really depends on the country)

  • Devin Faraci says:

    I'm the unfunny guy, but they had previously said it would be called THE FIRST AVENGER, possibly with the CAPTAIN AMERICA subtitle appended.

  • robotbutler says:

    Captain Save a Ho.

  • Od says:

    Captain Junktouch: The First Humiliation

  • SunnydaZe says:

    General Chaos: F*CK YEAH!

  • TurdBlossom says:

    Captain America: For This I Waxed My Chest?

  • The Winchester says:

    That should be the Green Lantern's title.

  • Proud American and not ashamed of being the greatest nation in the world says:

    Captain America: F*@k Yeah"
    Captain You're God Damn Right America: if you have a problem with us then give our aid money back!
    Captain Who, Before Any Other Country, Saved Indonesia After the Tsunami, Haiti after the earthquake, and every other 3rd World Country that can't take care of themselves
    Captain We Could Dominate the Planet if We Were as Bad as You Think We Are, or If We Just Wanted To
    Captain Don't Hate Me Because I'm Awesome and You're Not
    Captain If We're So Bad WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE ELSE WANT TO LIVE HERE?

  • Citizen Bitch says:

    lol, if we called him Captain Freedom people might be confused and think he was originally from France
    Deadpool called him Captain Jamaraqui in the comics once

  • Me says:

    Captain America: The First Infidel.
    I just laughed a little.

  • cameron b says:

    Best Titles.
    My favorite was "Captain If We're So Bad WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE ELSE WANT TO LIVE HERE" Lol... True.

  • $hane-o-mac Bry says:

    What if you live in America but you want to live in Antarctica?
    ... How does that work?
    - $hane
    "Not-entirely-proud American But Damn-sure-not-proud-to-live-in-Oklahoma... with the cows. Friggin'... boring. I tell ya what..."