Gleebasing: Everything's Better With an Academy Award Winner
**GLEESARY **
Gangster Rap Musical Chairs -- (n.) One of Holly Holliday's lesson plans for the New Directions that resulted in severe buttocks bruising for at least one student.
Twitter -- (n.) A social networking device Holy Holliday uses to positively reinforce students.
Le Car -- (n.) A very rare and desirable automobile driven by Sue Sylvester, prized by collectors for its grace among vintage European sports cars. Hers is one out of seven in existence. This is also the vehicle on which Mercedes inflicted $17,000 worth tater tot damage.
Cameo -- (n.) A large black female student that looked "like an attractive Biggie Smalls" and scared Holly Holliday out of straight substitute teaching with sassy comebacks like "Do you like the taste of my fist?"
POP QUIZ
1. What did Will Schuester hallucinate in the classroom shortly after coming down with a fever?
a) That all of his New Directions were giants.
b) That all of his New Directions were children.
c) That all of his New Directions had horrible old English accents.
d) That a drugged-out Harrison Ford sitting in on his lecture.
2. What did Schue watch on television while at home sick?
a) Playboy's new couples programming
b) A cooking show/Singin' in the Rain doubleheader
c) Bruce Springstreen singing 'Whip My Hair'
d) Dancing with the Stars
3. Brittany mistook a head of broccoli for a ______.
a) A small tree where a family of gummi bears lived
b) Toilet brush
c) Leprechaun whip
d) Bouquet
4. What president's wife did Holly Holliday dress up as for her history class?
a) Hillary Clinton
b) Michelle Obama
c) Lady Bird Johnson
d) Mary Todd Lincoln
5. Which war did Sue Sylvester not try to start during her reign as Principal of McKinley High?
a) War against glee
b) War against sitting
c) War against tater tots
d) War against education
ANSWERS: 1) b; 2) b; 3) a; 4) d; 5) d
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I was shockingly attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow in this episode. To be clear, this is not something I've experienced before.
I could not, and still cannot, understand how Gwynie was so enjoyable to watch last night. Really well done.
Sadly, I'm a teeny bit played out on Kurt's current story line, although i did quite audibly chuckle when Mercedes (SPOILER!) imagined that tiny purse popping out of his mouth.
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
i was surprised at how much i enjoyed watching gwyneth on glee, esp since i don't particularly like her. and though i will grant that her singing has improved A LOT! she can't dance. she was like a female Finn. her legs were awkward, her body was awkward. it was funny!!!
Oh how I dread not seeing the intoxicatingly talented Gwynie next week! While I personally thought that this has been the best episode of the season, it was bittersweet knowing that the exact variable (Paltrow) that made last night so excellent, may vary well never return. However unlikely Paltrow's return may be (after a year and a half of Glee's persistent and slightly irrational need to taunt viewers with the Emma/Will coupling) the thought of her coming back as a possible love interest for Will is wildly tempting and refreshing. As far as the rest of the episode goes... Schue's obsession with Journey was absolutely hysterical as it rang all too true for Glee's history. The Terri and Schue sex scene rivaled True Blood's on the disturbing level in that I felt my eyes had been physically violated afterwards. All in all, sublime episode. I would here and now like to support a Gwyneth Paltrow spin-off.
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