Sarah Palin Spoils Bristol's 'Passion of the Christ Paso Doble' Surprise

Sarah Palin's a big fan of the ol' Twitter (and Alaska, in case you forgot), and she just tweeted a bizarre, abbreviated, and accidentally hilarious preview of her daughter's routines on tonight's Dancing with the Stars. Her 140-character splendor -- in all its unedited, Mel Gibson-tinged glory -- is after the jump.

Fanning. Myself.

A Passion of the Christ paso doble/waltz? Please tell me Bristol's partner Mark Ballas falls three times (only to jump up and catch a rose in his teeth). We'll be watching with arms crossed and Bibles at the ready -- and hopefully, so will Erin Andrews.

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