Paramount Planning a Slew of Movies You Don't Care About...and Zoolander 2

Or maybe you don't care about that one, either. During Viacom's earnings call today, COO Tom Dooley announced that Paramount plans on bringing audiences a sequel to G.I. Joe, an update of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the previously reported Jack Ryan reboot and Zoolander 2, all within the next two years. The studio has also set June 29, 2012 for the release of Star Trek 2. Clear your calendars, folks! [THR/Risky Business]