Bad News: Jersey Shore Angelina's New Rap Single is the Best of the Lot

Jersey Shore's most abhorred cast member, Angelina Pivarnick, just out-rapped her former co-stars The Situation and DJ Pauly D. I mean, it's no "Get Ur Freak On," but it's better than what you might expect from a woman who The Situation once called "a dirty hamster." The song, "I'm Hot," is also obnoxious and stupid, but it kind of sounds like other obnoxious and stupid songs on the Hot 100.

Yeah, it's awful -- but how awesome is that outro? "Angelina turns it on / Party 'til the break of dawn." Descriptive! But honestly, she sounds like Ke$ha here, and of course Ke$ha is one of popular music's finest natural resources. You could also claim she sounds like Liz Phair's recent stint as a rapper, but we live in a world now where a Ke$ha comparison is a bigger compliment. Gross, but Angelina will have to take it.