Gleebasing: 'Never Been Kissed'

GLEESARY

Mailman -- (n.) A slang term for a sexual buzzkill. For Finn, this is the memory of killing a mailman (hence the name). For Sam and Tina, this is the image of Coach Beiste in lingerie and/or a ballerina leotard.

Macaulay Culkin Stunt Double -- (n.) This is Sue Sylvester's nickname for Sam Evans, who now that she mentioned it, does look remarkably like the Home Alone star.

POP QUIZ

1. How did Puck spend his time in juvenile hall?

a) Bullying Eggo waffles away from 6'11 bullies

b) Rehabilitating gang members

c) Scoring some major juvie tail

d) Cracking skulls and lifting weights

2. What hot geriatric accessory was Schue rocking in last night's episode?

a) Reading glasses

b) A cane

c) A shattered pelvis

d) An argyle sweater vest

3. What did last night's episode teach viewers about pity kisses?

a) They are acceptable, if you have just told a fellow staff member that every student finds her repulsive, confirming her own innermost fears.

b) They are acceptable, if you are in a men's locker room

c) They are acceptable, if you are trying to convince a fellow staff member to not quit her job.

d) They are acceptable, if they are used to temporarily boost someone's self-esteem

4. Which character did not get some action in last night's episode?

a) Mercedes

b) Asian #2

c) Rachel Berry

d) Coach Beiste

5) How many scenes did Sam appear shirtless in last night?

a) 0

b) 1

c) 2

d) 3

ANSWERS: 1) d; 2) a; 3) I really have no idea what the message is there. Do you? 4) a; 5) b

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