9 Other Roger Ebert Pans That Would Look Great on a DVD Cover

All About Steve

ebert_bigelow_500.jpg

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9



Comments

  • Neo says:

    Roger Ebert on Rob Reiner's "North": "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it."

  • NP says:

    "There is a line, and this movie crosses it."
    Roger Ebert on _Wolf Creek_, which he gave zero stars.

  • ILDC says:

    From the actual Sex Drive box: "This movie doesn't contain 'offensive language.' The offensive language contains the movie."

  • Louis Virtel says:

    The Sex and the City 2 blurb -- dying.

  • Dimo says:

    While it's in no way a pan, I would love to see this on the box for "The Terminator" "The sex is hot!"

  • Jen K says:

    Fantastic piece. Hilarious stuff, guys.

  • ryan says:

    My God, Yes. I'm for quoting The Great One in as many contexts and physical locations as possible, myself. Again I say, yes. Please.

  • casting couch says:

    Good one. I liked The Last Airbender's blurb the best.

  • Brian Clark says:

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: "A horrible experience of unbearable length!"
    Silent Hill: "Not only can I not describe the plot of this movie, but I have a feeling the last scene reverses HALF OF WHAT I THOUGHT I KNEW (or didn't know)."

  • Bear_Necessities says:

    “RED” is neither a good movie nor a bad one. It features actors we like doing things we wish were more interesting.
    You Again: "The movie is so laboriously contrived in every atom of its being..."

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Man, when the screenwriter of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" thinks your movie is "Morally Reprehensible" you must be one messed up cookie.