9 Other Roger Ebert Pans That Would Look Great on a DVD Cover
The awesome inclusion of a Roger Ebert pan on an Asian DVD cover recently got me thinking: Imagine how great it might be if all of Ebert's targets took advantage of his bile to get the viral word out. Here are a few I could see benefiting from it right away; feel free to suggest others.
Kick-Ass
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Roger Ebert on Rob Reiner's "North": "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it."
"There is a line, and this movie crosses it."
Roger Ebert on _Wolf Creek_, which he gave zero stars.
From the actual Sex Drive box: "This movie doesn't contain 'offensive language.' The offensive language contains the movie."
The Sex and the City 2 blurb -- dying.
While it's in no way a pan, I would love to see this on the box for "The Terminator" "The sex is hot!"
Fantastic piece. Hilarious stuff, guys.
My God, Yes. I'm for quoting The Great One in as many contexts and physical locations as possible, myself. Again I say, yes. Please.
Good one. I liked The Last Airbender's blurb the best.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: "A horrible experience of unbearable length!"
Silent Hill: "Not only can I not describe the plot of this movie, but I have a feeling the last scene reverses HALF OF WHAT I THOUGHT I KNEW (or didn't know)."
“RED” is neither a good movie nor a bad one. It features actors we like doing things we wish were more interesting.
You Again: "The movie is so laboriously contrived in every atom of its being..."
Man, when the screenwriter of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" thinks your movie is "Morally Reprehensible" you must be one messed up cookie.