Bridalplasty Teaser: TV Promotion or Satan's Fanfare?

Culture gave us a great gift Monday with the Giants' World Series win and... I'm sure something else recently. But this new Bridalplasty teaser is the stuff of night sweats and debilitating desk anxiety -- 35 seconds of skin-crawling, soul-sucking, lady-cutting body horror in a white dress and veil. God don't make no junk, but Satan has an assembly line. Here's his latest. I'll be cowering in bed if you need me.

· First Teaser for E!'s Bridalplasty [The Live Feed]