Stephen Baldwin's Career Advice to Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Zach Galifianakis

With celebrities from Charlie Sheen to Zach Galifianakis to Demi Lavato splashing the pages of your favorite gossip sites, it's been quite a two weeks in the world of Hollywood scandal. And who better to comment on the various transgressions, and offer words of wisdom, than Stephen Baldwin. Right? Right.

"I'm surprised Zach wasn't arrested!" said Baldwin last night at the New York premiere of Due Date about the Galifianakis' now-infamous, possibly fake, toke-up on Real Time with Bill Maher. "But when you're Zach you get away with something like that. I've been clean and sober 20 years, free your mind and your ass will follow!" Got all that, Zach?

As for Sheen and tabloid staple Lindsay Lohan, Baldwin got a little bit more introspective when talking about their recent plights.

"Lindsay needs to take a year off, and just find peace and relax, I'm a big fan of Lindsay's but it's tough when you're raised in the industry, like she was, to have a sense of normality." He also puts Sheen in the same boat: "The guy makes a whole lot money and I think it's unfortunate that certain celebrities live certain lifestyles, personally, that a whole lot of people don't know about. Only when situations like this arise do you kind of get a peek inside their world and realize maybe it's not so normal after all.

I'm praying for Charlie and Lindsay, I'm hoping it all works out."

Great and good. But what does Stephen Baldwin have planned for himself? "I'm getting ready to direct my first feature film next year, it's a biography about a man who started this thing called hands across America, was very famous in the 80s," the former I'm a Celebrity contestant said. "I want Mark Ruffalo in it. Mark Ruffalo, we're coming after you! It's my directorial debut so when I ask you please don't go, 'Ha, yeah, right Baldwin."

Mark Ruffalo, the ball's in your court.

Additional reporting done by Chloe Melas