10 Better Titles for the New OWN Reality Series Ryan and Tatum: The O'Neals

I knew Oprah Winfrey was up to no good when she reunited Love Story stars Ali MacGraw and Ryan O'Neal on her show. Now her mischievous intentions are clear: She's rehabilitating Ryan O'Neal's image for his OWN Network reality series Ryan and Tatum: The O'Neals, in which Ryan and his Oscar-winning daughter live together and work out their differences and (ahem) similarities. Fancy. But is Ryan and Tatum the best Oprah could do for a title? Here are ten better handles.

1. Paper Moon Rising

2. What's Up, Doc?: Thrice-a-Week Psychiatry Sessions with the O'Neals

3. Love Means Never Having to Say You Ruined Your Own Child's Life with Drugs

4. Love Story: Except the Kind Where Your Dad Has Sex with Your Best Friend Melanie Griffith

5. Un-Farrah: The O'Neals Now

6. Bad News Bearhugs: The O'Neals Reunite

7. Better Than Redmond: Ryan and Tatum

8. At Least They Didn't Have Sex With John Phillips: The Outstanding O'Neals

9. Peyton Place II

10. Because Oprah Said So: The O'Neals are Back

· Oprah Winfrey Network unveils schedule including Judd and O'Neal reality series [Zap2It]