Zombie Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Adopt 7th Baby and Then Eat Its Brains
International undead superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made waves as they adopted an adorable, impoverished child from the slums of São Paulo only to feast on its delicate, ambrosial brains moments after the paperwork was completed. Jolie, whose ethereal beauty is now only slightly dampened by her grey, mottled skin and gummy, sallow eye whose dead stare haunts all those who encounter her, released a press statement, declaring "Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnssssss....brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnssssss." Ever the trendsetters, Brangelina's new walking dead life style has sparked a flurry of celebrity copycats; Madonna was spotted recently in the markets of Marrakech measuring the craniums of orphaned waifs, while Sandra Bullock is judiciously reading up on the fat content of Korean baby brains versus Romanian child brains.
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who cares ..why does angelina adopt an American kid rather than all these third world loser,,,is she trying to save the world ?? use some of that dough and build a foundation for kids , rather than wasting your dough on third world kids .. go USA
Did you fail to notice the above post was about ZOMBIES? RUN AND HIDE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!
pointless... and btw thats a terrible image.. photoshop fail big time. stupid piece and sad that you get to some aol main sites with that kind of crap
HELP ME! THEY ARE OUTSIDE!!! NO!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!
As lifelike as I've seen either of 'em in a while actually.
There's slums in the United States too you know. Third world type of slums. Americans have failed as a country. How many rundown trailer parks are there in your own back yard? America like its economy is crashing. Nice comment you hick. Yeee Haaw
Did you people fail to notice (excluding sunnydaze, of course) that Dixon wrote that on Oct. 31? As a joke? FOR HALLOWEEN??? Lord love a duck, you may want to make an appointment with your doctor ASAP to have that pole removed from your backside. Mercy.
People I wouldn't invite to my birthday party: Brad Pitt from Se7en. "WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?"