9 Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas Ripped from the Pop-Culture Headlines
Brett Favre as sexting old man
What you'll need: Wrangler jeans, your junk hanging out, graying hair, cell phone.
Yes, every frat boy on the planet will go as Brett Favre and his penis, but if you do it ironically, you win!
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I'm just putting some neon tape on myself and calling myself Tron.
Then I'm gonna poke people in the eyes to remind them I'm in 3-D.
Then I'll sob myself to sleep.