Will Tom Cruise Get His Loving Feeling Back in Rock of Ages?

In the history of ridiculous ideas, this one has to figure near the top third, no? According to Deadline, New Line has offered Tom Cruise a supporting role in their big screen adaptation of Rock of Ages. You know Rock of Ages: It's the terrible (and, admittedly, terribly fun) jukebox musical, stuffed to the gills with your favorite Time-Life hits from Journey, Styx, Whitesnake and Bon Jovi. Cruise would play a bartender if he accepts, and hopefully do a better job of singing than he did in Top Gun. [Deadline]