Full Trailer for Never Say Never: Justin Bieber Brings Us One Step Closer to Doomsday

After yesterday's 20-second glimpse that likely haunted your dreams last night, the full trailer for Justin Bieber's 3-D biopic Never Say Never has arrived in all it's money-grubbing glory. Just in time for Halloween too! The trailer is mostly what you'd expect, but there's one aspect here that has me very curious.

Are all of these home videos of Bieber growing up going to be in 3-D too? Can we convert our old VHS-C videos into 3-D? How much does that cost? And how does it look? Could the movies I made with Godzilla action figures and toy cars as a kid be blowing my mind right now?

Otherwise, it's pretty much what you'd expect: Bieber Bieber Bieber...Dreams do Bieber come true...Bieber Bieber...Usher!? Bieber! Small town Bieber upbringing...Bieber is just like you and me...and Bieber...Bieber on a Segway....Bieber in a magic Bieber ball on stage....Bieber hair...Inspired kids...Bieber...Closeup on Bieber shoes...Beiber headset...3-D!

That said, based on the home video that opens the trailer, I give Bieber props for being pretty good at playing drums with his hands as a kid.

If You Tube pulls the embed below, head over to Apple to watch it.