Poster for Uwe Boll's Blubberella Promises the Fat Superhero Movie You've Been Waiting For

Uwe Boll has now managed to spit in the face of fanboys, Jewish people, and Africans, all while starring as the subject of a a sympathetic documentary. So what now? Judging by the poster for his other latest film, Blubberella, Boll kicked back, relaxed and caught up on this season of Mike and Molly. And then he got inspired. The jaw-dropping description and poster are after the jump.

There isn't much else that could possibly preface this pitch, so let's jump to it. Ladies and gentleman, the official description from the American Film Market listings:

The first female fat superhero ...

She will kick major ass - with her major ass ...

All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!

And now for the poster, which is sadly (or thankfully?) only currently available in this low-quality resolution.

Yes, I love that Boll's company decided that fans of Bloodrayne are the core audience for a movie about a overweight female superhero. And maybe I'd chuckle at that poster in a Ben Stiller movie.

But the only saving grace of some of Boll's movies is the sense of wonder they evoke. I mean "wonder" in the "What in the hell happened here?" sense of the word. Bottom line: I'd rather marvel over the first 30 minutes of House of the Dead than see even five minutes of funny, self-aware Boll. And I'm already cringing as I imagine the CGI that will be involved to make the title character "kick ass with her major ass." Anyway, this one stars Lindsay Hollister, Michael Paré, Clint Howard, and Uwe Boll himself. Get ready.

[Twitch]