Quaids Flee 'Star Whackers,' Seek Asylum In Canada

Real-life Bonnie and Clyde Randy Quaid and wife Evi are seeking refuge in Canada over fears someone is out to kill Randy. Seriously: The pair was arrested in Vancouver Thursday after police there learned they were wanted on vandalism charges in the United States. Evi then explained to officials at an immigration hearing that the couple hoped to stay up north as eight of Randy's acting friends had been murdered in recent years. Or, as their attorney Brian Tsuji so eloquently read in the Quaids' letter to reporters, "We are seeking asylum from Hollywood star whackers." Dennis got the looks, Randy got the crazy. [Reuters]