Movieline's Week in Review: Girls! Girls! Girls!

Sweet Jesus, what got into the ladies this week? Whether it was Glee stars rebranding Gynecology Quarterly or the Washington wife giving TV's worst villainess a run for her money, trouble sought and found the fairer sex at Movieline. And there's lots else to look back on as well, so let's get to it. Dixon's taking a few well-deserved days off, but drop by this weekend for yours truly and a special guest blogger keeping it real. In any case, enjoy!

· Yeah, so: About that whole ZOMG Jessica Alba is naked in Machete thing? Sorry.

· The Fighter and Biutiful both drew an Oscar Index bump thanks to new trailers. Clown, not so much.

· Ha! And you thought Glee's Rocky Horror-themed episode (and vaguely related remake) was going to be the show's big scandal.

· Now here's a controversy: Spread-eagle Lea Michele and apologetic Dianna Agron. As usual, Cory Monteith was just happy to be included.

· This week in lists featured versatile directors, Flash candidates, Gossip Girl flourishes and reasons to renew Rubicon.

· Recaps! We got recaps, including Mad Men's season finale, 30 Rock, Modern Family, South Park, Boardwalk Empire, Community, The Event and the infamous Mike & Molly Fat-Joke Tracker.

· Hey, Kristen Stewart, where did you get those bruises? Oh.

· Sofia Vergara, Betty Draper and Virginia Thomas coexisted here. Does life get any better? Don't answer that.