Update: Jean-Claude Van Damme Didn't Have a Heart Attack

Some good news to report: It turns out yesterday's rumors about Jean-Claude Van Damme suffering a heart attack were false. "Please do not believe all what you read from rumors on any unofficial JCVD sites," the actor wrote on his Facebook page. "Jean-Claude Van Damme is 100 percent healthy, training well for taking the fight and sending his fans and friends much love." Why am I not surprised that Van Damme speaks in the third person? [Cinematical]