The Cover of The Situation's New Book is a Situation of a Situation
· Jersey Shore's The Situation has a book coming out called Here's the Situation (very Here's the Story by Maureen McCormick, no?). The best part of the cover isn't even the tag "A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore"; it's that blue, swirly young-adult backdrop! Reminds me of a good Nickelodeon read from the mid-'90s. Clarissa's Guide to Explaining It All, etc. For that reason alone I'll buy it in hardcover. [ONTD]
· An ex-convict claims Angelina Jolie was high on cocaine during a 2002 interview with Charlie Rose. He says he sold her the drug himself, of course. [RadarOnline]
· Which celebrity has the best personal letterhead ever? Alfred Hitchcock and Jim Henson are still tied for the lead. [USA Today]
· Jersey Shore high priestess JWOWW was forced to shut down her Filthy Couture clothing line -- and for mysterious reasons. [RadarOnline]
· I think I'm fine with Jimmy Vivino acting as Conan O'Brien's bandleader on his new show. At least he won't be a two-timing Leno fan. [Reuters]
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Plus Side?: Maybe more kids will take a minute or two to read a book.
Minus Side?: If THIS is what does it, SAT scores are gonna see a drastic decline.
He is from Staten Island. Let them claim the embarrassment and ridicule. This piece of garbage is a walking/talking indictment of the high school from which he graduated.
Only in America can a semi-literate buffoon write a book. Actually, he most likely didn't actually sit down and write a word. He probably sat there while a ghost writer dictated his neanderthal utterings. It's a shame that trees had to die to publish this crap.
That's got to be the most conceited and narcissistic cover I ever saw.
I wanna get right to the point .I would like to punch this guy right in his gut.He gets all this money to be on t.v for what?I cant beleive it they give jersey a bad name for one(for normal people). Cant wait when the lime light shuts off and he gets a beer belly and he marries snooki after they have a baby and she will weight 300ibs.i think she is a dude anyway..gross bring it on situation fake azz