The Cars 2 Teaser Decides that You Want to See Spy Cars

Pixar is near unimpeachable in their greatness -- the bizarre handling of Brenda Chapman and female directors in general aside -- but what on earth are they thinking with Cars 2. Oh, right: That the first one made over $460 million worldwide and sold enough toys that the company could purchase its own mid-sized country. With that in mind, here's the teaser trailer for Cars 2, which promises cars-as-super-spies. Because...well, because a toy car that can also dress in a tuxedo means one more stocking stuffer parents will have to buy next Christmas. Click ahead to watch and then wash your brain off with the Up/Rent Is Too Damn High mash-up.