Can We Talk About Bristol Palin Dressing Like a Gorilla on Dancing with the Stars?
Sadly, I haven't been following Dancing with the Stars as closely as my esteemed colleague Louis Virtel has -- check here tomorrow to see Louis recap this week's dance-capades with former Dancing with the Stars contestant Erin Andrews -- but it's video like this that make me see the error of my ways. During last night's TV Theme edition of Stars, birthday girl Bristol Palin dressed up in a gorilla suit and performed to the theme from The Monkees. What do gorillas have to do with The Monkees? Is this Bristol's statement on Darwinism? Great questions! Click ahead to watch the video and see if you can figure those out on your own.
I'm reminded of the scene in Trading Places with Jim Belushi: "Monkey? I'm a f**king gorilla, you clown!" Indeed.
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I would have paid real money to have seen Christine O'Donnell's face, if Bristol & Mark had somehow incorporated masturbation into their routine.
I think it was a dance of solidarity to Ms. O'Donnell's statement, "if evolution is real, 'why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?'"
Resolved: until monkeys drop out of the trees, unzip their suits, and evolve into humans who can do a barely passable Jive* - creationism must be taught in America's schools.
(*Although in fairness to monkeys everywhere, with the right training I think many of them could dance the Jive at least as well as Bristol - possibly better. They might lack posable thumbs, but they would probably be far more expressive with their faces.)
This Palin is as funny to watch as the other one. It's about time one of them actually looked like how they act.